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There’s taking the pi55
and
There’s taking the pi55
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Did you hear about the snowman that overdosed on Viagra?
It stayed up well into May.
Being funny makes you more attractive.
Beauty fades but sarcasm lives forever.

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Not that May was complaining.
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June and Julie ?

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I'm in the doghouse again.

Last night I was so bored with TV that I started swapping the wrappers on the tin of Celebrations left over from Christmas.

I thought it would be funny but SWMBO got her snickers in a twix.

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I met a dyslexic man from Selby today.

He was walking around with a catflap on his head.
“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

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Was he Filthy Rich ?

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Nifty wrote:
Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:23 pm
Was he Filthy Rich ?
Time for the medication Nifty

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Nifty wrote:
Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:23 pm
Was he Filthy Rich ?
Lost me there Nifty
“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

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Bald Eagle wrote:
Thu Jan 21, 2021 3:04 pm
Nifty wrote:
Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:23 pm
Was he Filthy Rich ?
Lost me there Nifty
You don't need to say that. With Nifty it's a given.

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