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Ally

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I just heard an old lady in the supermarket say to her friend "I've just done a silent fart, what'll I do?"
I said "Put new batteries in your hearing aid."

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Fines of up to 5000€ to be introduced for bad drivers. Sexist!

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I accidentally let one go 😗 in the supermarket today. It was a topper🎩. It could only be described as a knicker ripper💥. And not without some odour😷 I would add. An old 🇬🇧 boy standing near me said "How dare you pass wind 💨before my wife!"😠
I just smiled 😎 and said "Pardon me, I didn't realise we were taking turns. She can go first the next time."👅

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I know someone who lives in Switzerland. I asked them what is good about living there, they said well for a start, the flag is a big plus.
Don’t walk away in silence.

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A brexiteers logic,

Immigrants are lazy and they steal our jobs.

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I'm in the bad books. Sally asked me if I was having a threesome which of her friends would I choose. Apparently I was only supposed to pick one.

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How does one turn a duck into a pop star ?












Put in in a microwave until it’s bill withers.

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Who was the first person in France to have two toilets?

Two Loos Lautrec.

Ooft.

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Ally wrote:
Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:05 am
Who was the first person in France to have two toilets?

Two Loos Lautrec.

Ooft.
Hoots Ally, you're bold & blue !
Is it "Sir" now ?

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Stand by your beds. :D

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