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I saw an ad in the ĺocal paper

Accountant Wanted

£40,000 - £45,000

I phoned them and said - £5,000

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That's as bad as mine :lol:
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I do not get that one :D
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It's a cold winter night with snow on the ground when a young lad goes round to call for his girlfriend. Her father opens the door to him and says, "Ah young man, I want a word with you. Last night when you bought my daughter home, you had a wee in my front garden behind the hedge."
"How did you know that," asks the boy.
"Well it was your name written in wee in the snow."
The young lad looked embarrassed and said, "I bet you did the same thing when you were young."
"Yes I did," said the father, "but not in my daughter's handwriting."

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We should have a weekly poll on the worst joke, there would be so much competition :lol:
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Lying in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the waning moon, I thought to myself, I wonder if anyone on the new french forum knows a good roofer.

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Noisette wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:01 pm
Coooeee, admin, where's the emoji for creased up and in danger of a wet sofa??
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Sally has just told me she's leaving me because of my obsession with Only Fools and Horses.
I said "I'll fetch the suitcase from the van."

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