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It wouldn't be the first time. Not very funny.

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Talking of Glock, did you hear they are merging with Victoria's Secrets?

The new company will be called Titty Titty Bang Bang.

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Never heard that one

But, talking of Glock, bang bang and doors, neither did Rieva.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?












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an ice pic ?

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According to Nigella, the best way to make a perfect cup of tea is to agitate the bag!

So every morning I slap her buttocks and say: "Two sugars Fatty"

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Apparently JK Rowling is already planning the celebrations in 2022 to mark the 25th anniversary of the creation of Harry Potter.

I don't think anyone has milked a small wizard quite this much since Debbie McGee.

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A filly horse went into a bar, the barman asked "why the long face and why do you never smile?" The horse explained, "I'm a gift horse and I don't like to show my age"
I have experienced a mid winter whiteout on the high tundra between Alta and Skaidi, I tell you, it's no big deal there is nothing to see, anyway, I must go back there as I think I left the northern lights on.

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Did onyone hear about the Catholic priest who exposed himself and got defrocked?

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