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I've developed a superpower. I can melt snowmen just by staring at them. It can take a while.
Being funny makes you more attractive.
Beauty fades but sarcasm lives forever.

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mysty wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 11:18 pm
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I tried clicking it twice on FB before I worked it out :lol:
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I saw what you did there Mysty.
I have experienced a mid winter whiteout on the high tundra between Alta and Skaidi, I tell you, it's no big deal there is nothing to see, anyway, I must go back there as I think I left the northern lights on.

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Polarengineer wrote:
Thu Dec 31, 2020 6:33 am
I saw what you did there Mysty.
What was that then showed my high level of intelligence by clicking the link a couple of times and wondering why it was not working.
I see what you did. ;)
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Last autumn I seedid a lawn.

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Stolen from GG :innocent:

A snowman walks into an opticians for an eye test.

The optician ask the snowman why he needs an eye test.

The snowman replies he has been having problems seeing anything.

The opticain asks " What do you see?"
"I see empty roads and streets, closed shops, high streets deserted. Everywhere I go I see warning signs and no people, even the pubs are shut."

The optician replies.... "Nothing wrong with your eyes Sir, you have 2020 vision." :lol:
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Teacher of the proud father’s son rather short and from Bangkok ?


I remember one Christmas in the 70's when my sister was only 6.
She got a peanut stuck in her ear and it could not be dislodged.
Her dad utilised the skills that he had picked up from his job at Mars,
poured some chocolate in her ear and it came out a treat!
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My long suffering oh has finally snapped.

Apparently, because of my endless, terrible, horrible jokes that usually involve a play on words and novel spellings

Now, I have been locked our of the house.

So I’m knocking and knocking and yelling:

‘ Oh pun the door!
Oh pun the door ! ‘

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If I was her I'd change the Glock.
Being funny makes you more attractive.
Beauty fades but sarcasm lives forever.

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