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Me: You've got a lovely church vicar.
Vicar: It's Norman.
Me: You've got a lovely church Norman.
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Enter password

chicken

Password must include a capital

chickenkiev
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If you hold half a coconut shell to your ear you can hear the sound of a one-legged horse standing still.
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AIIy wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 11:44 am
Enter password

chicken

Password must include a capital

chickenkiev
in similar vein:

Enter password

penis

Password too short

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Are you sure you entered it properly?
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Sally asked, "Have you seen the dog bowl?"
I said, "I didnae know he played cricket."
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curtis wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:24 am
Un député, part faire sa campagne dans un village de la France profonde :
Il demande aux villageois de lui exposer deux de leurs principaux problèmes...

- Notre premier problème, c'est le manque de médecin disent les villageois.

- L'homme politique prend son Iphone dernier cri, compose un numéro, celui d'un ministre sans doute, murmure quelques phrases inintelligibles, raccroche et leur déclare :

- Voilà, le problème vient d'être résolu !

Quoi d'autre ? Les villageois :

- Notre second problème, c'est que nous n'avons aucun réseau pour les téléphones mobiles dans le village
That reminds me of when Macron told communes to give feedback on gripes and suggestions following the gilet jaune protests. Our mairie gave out a red and green paddle to each attendee so that they could register their support or otherwise for any suggestions. The maire asked for suggestions on how France should change. A lady complained that the street lights shone into her bedroom at night and they should be turned off.

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AIIy wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 11:44 am
Enter password

chicken

Password must include a capital

chickenkiev
I've changed my password to " incorrect " so that when I enter it incorrectly I get a message on screen to say " your password is incorrect "!
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