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One random word from each column makes a suitably meaningless phrase for any ocassion

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Keep that safely in your wallet nifty. You never know. Would you mind if I took a copy?
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Of coarse not!

But, I should be grateful if you were use it or repost it you credit it to me.

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Patents is a virtue?

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mysty wrote:
Mon Dec 28, 2020 8:01 am
50cms of snow forecast in the Cantal today.
10cm less than a snowman, who has two feet of snow.
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Nifty wrote:
Mon Dec 28, 2020 12:02 pm
Patents is a virtue?
Nifters must have noticed the 5 spelling mistakes in the list. :lol:
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Aardvark wrote:
Tue Dec 29, 2020 1:11 pm
Nifty wrote:
Mon Dec 28, 2020 12:02 pm
Patents is a virtue?
Nifters must have noticed the 5 spelling mistakes in the list. :lol:
And the last word in the middle column is unclear; biccy, spicy, or policy?
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Aardvark wrote:
Tue Dec 29, 2020 1:11 pm
Nifty wrote:
Mon Dec 28, 2020 12:02 pm
Patents is a virtue?
Nifters must have noticed the 5 spelling mistakes in the list. :lol:
Alluvial details. (Brought about by spending too much time outside when the sun is at its apogee)

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More triviagro, apparently triviagra is better.

I just saw an advert for a FB group named Drawing Cocks On Newspapers.
How tasteful? I wondered.

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Un député, part faire sa campagne dans un village de la France profonde :
Il demande aux villageois de lui exposer deux de leurs principaux problèmes...

- Notre premier problème, c'est le manque de médecin disent les villageois.

- L'homme politique prend son Iphone dernier cri, compose un numéro, celui d'un ministre sans doute, murmure quelques phrases inintelligibles, raccroche et leur déclare :

- Voilà, le problème vient d'être résolu !

Quoi d'autre ? Les villageois :

- Notre second problème, c'est que nous n'avons aucun réseau pour les téléphones mobiles dans le village
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