Jokes.

A place for some light-hearted chat.
Mike
Posts: 764
Joined: Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:51 am
Has thanked: 59 times
Been thanked: 159 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by Mike »

Dick.jpg
Dick.jpg (23.06 KiB) Viewed 140 times

User avatar
FrenchForumSurvivor
Posts: 11090
Joined: Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:24 pm
Location: Finistère (29)
Has thanked: 2604 times
Been thanked: 2624 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by FrenchForumSurvivor »

I posted that yesterday on the What made you laugh thread, Mike. :)
"I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times." - Everett Dirksen

User avatar
AIIy
Posts: 2831
Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:48 pm
Location: 87
Has thanked: 792 times
Been thanked: 1014 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by AIIy »

This time last year I took my family to a show in the King's Theatre in Glasgow. What a pantomime that turned out be.
Being funny makes you more attractive.
Beauty fades but sarcasm lives forever.

User avatar
Tom
Posts: 3415
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:30 pm
Location: 58 La Nièvre
Has thanked: 491 times
Been thanked: 926 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by Tom »

IMG_1319.JPG
“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”
– Charles de Gaulle

User avatar
Tom
Posts: 3415
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:30 pm
Location: 58 La Nièvre
Has thanked: 491 times
Been thanked: 926 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by Tom »

Two cows...
IMG_1320.JPG
IMG_1322.JPG
IMG_1324.JPG
IMG_1325.JPG
IMG_1326.JPG
“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”
– Charles de Gaulle

User avatar
Tom
Posts: 3415
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:30 pm
Location: 58 La Nièvre
Has thanked: 491 times
Been thanked: 926 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by Tom »

Two cows continued...
IMG_1321.JPG
IMG_1327.JPG
IMG_1328.JPG
IMG_1329.JPG
IMG_1330.JPG
“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”
– Charles de Gaulle

User avatar
Tom
Posts: 3415
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:30 pm
Location: 58 La Nièvre
Has thanked: 491 times
Been thanked: 926 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by Tom »

Two cows again...
IMG_1331.JPG
IMG_1332.JPG
IMG_1333.JPG
IMG_1335.JPG
IMG_1336.JPG
“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”
– Charles de Gaulle

User avatar
AIIy
Posts: 2831
Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:48 pm
Location: 87
Has thanked: 792 times
Been thanked: 1014 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by AIIy »

As ah wiz walkin' doon the road
Ah saw a coo, a bull b' Goad.
Being funny makes you more attractive.
Beauty fades but sarcasm lives forever.

User avatar
AIIy
Posts: 2831
Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:48 pm
Location: 87
Has thanked: 792 times
Been thanked: 1014 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by AIIy »

Two hunters were out on the prowl in La Creuse when one of them collapses. He doesn't appear to be breathing so his mate takes out his phone and dials 15. "I think my friend is dead what will I do?", he screams at the operator who says, "Calm down, I can help you but first you need to check that he is dead."
There's a moments silence followed by a gunshot.
Back on the phone the guy says, "Now what?"
Being funny makes you more attractive.
Beauty fades but sarcasm lives forever.

User avatar
AIIy
Posts: 2831
Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:48 pm
Location: 87
Has thanked: 792 times
Been thanked: 1014 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by AIIy »

Following a rumour that Bill Gates is putting chips in the vaccine, Scots are queuing round the block at medical centres across the country.
Being funny makes you more attractive.
Beauty fades but sarcasm lives forever.

Post Reply