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When I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas she said, "oh, get me something I can use on the bath"

So I've bought her a toaster.

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jsks wrote:
Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:15 am
When I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas she said, "oh, get me something I can use on the bath"

So I've bought her a toaster.
Shocking!!
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She'll be toast if she does

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Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
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Bald Eagle wrote:
Mon Dec 07, 2020 12:00 pm
Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
I had a hunch someone would bring him up

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I've booked Sally into a spa at Christmas. It's cheaper than a hotel and she loves animals.
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Why did Quasimodo change his tipple to Teachers.
The Bells made him deaf.
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Granny was driving up the motorway, steering with her knees while knitting. A police car was overtaking and the near side officer was horrified by the sight. The officer wound down his window and shouted PULLOVER!
Granny wound down her window and said
“No - socks”

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We've just found out that Grandpa has become addicted to Viagra.

As a family we are devastated by this, but no one is taking it harder than Grandma.

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When do we expect Laura Kuenssberg to break the No Deal news?
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