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Elstow

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink as she sat alone nearby. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

OTBC

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My old school bully still takes my dinner money off me everyday ,

Even now I lke to say "Hello" as I drive up in my new Ferrari and say " big mac & fries please mate "

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Old chap hears that a motorist has been reported driving the wrong way along the motorway. Realising that his wife is returning home that way he phones her to let her know what is happening. She replies “it’s not just one driving the wrong way, they’re all doing it”.
Don’t walk away in silence.

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Say what you want about the deaf…

Throwing acid is wrong. In some people’s eyes.

When someone close to you dies, move seats.

Boxers don’t have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don’t fancy each other

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A charity worker came to my front door they were collecting for a homeless shelter so I gave him a card board box.

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A charity worker came to my front door and said ‘Donations for the aged’. I said ‘ yes please’

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I met this girl in a club, she took me to her flat for sex, she told me she wanted it to be magical, it was......... I disappeared after I'd finished.

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I don't know if this is the right section for this, but it made me laugh (seen in a cafe toilet facility )

Ally

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Since upskirting is still legal, here's a picture of Theresa May's arse.


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