Time for a Robin Hood joke.
Our Robin is lying on his death bed when he says to one of his merry men, "don't you think that's inappropriate?"
"Bring me my trusty bow and an arrow.", he continues and with his final breaths he draws his bow and says, "Wheresoever this arrow falls is where i shall be laid to rest."
He's buried on the top of the wardrobe.
Jokes.
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With bird flu rearing its head again . . .
The animals on Noah's Arc were discussing who was the mightiest.
The lion said "It is me - I just roar and man trembles at the sound of my ferocity"
"No", said the elephant, "It is me - I trumpet and man runs away from my might"
"Both of you are wrong", said the duck. "I just sneeze and the whole world sh1ts itself"
The animals on Noah's Arc were discussing who was the mightiest.
The lion said "It is me - I just roar and man trembles at the sound of my ferocity"
"No", said the elephant, "It is me - I trumpet and man runs away from my might"
"Both of you are wrong", said the duck. "I just sneeze and the whole world sh1ts itself"
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A snowman phones the emergency services and says I'm stuck on a train line and I can see a train coming.
The nice woman asks if he can stay on the line, help is on its way
The nice woman asks if he can stay on the line, help is on its way
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Re: Jokes.
Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking through the enchanted forest.
They come upon a sign - Beauty Contest - who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
Snow White said - "I am entering that" and off she went.
An hour later she came back with a beaming smile and a massive gold cup in her hand. "I won!", she exclaimed.
They walked on when they came upon another sign - Strongman Contest - who is the strongest man in the world?
Superman said - "I am entering that" and off he went.
An hour later he came back with a title belt around his waist and a trophy in his hand. "I won too!", he exclaimed.
They walked further on when they came upon another sign - Mendacity Contest - who is the biggest liar in the world?
Pinocchio said - "I am entering that - I've got to win it" and off he went.
An hour later he came back with tears streaming down his face. "Who the hell is Boris Johnson?", he asked.
They come upon a sign - Beauty Contest - who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
Snow White said - "I am entering that" and off she went.
An hour later she came back with a beaming smile and a massive gold cup in her hand. "I won!", she exclaimed.
They walked on when they came upon another sign - Strongman Contest - who is the strongest man in the world?
Superman said - "I am entering that" and off he went.
An hour later he came back with a title belt around his waist and a trophy in his hand. "I won too!", he exclaimed.
They walked further on when they came upon another sign - Mendacity Contest - who is the biggest liar in the world?
Pinocchio said - "I am entering that - I've got to win it" and off he went.
An hour later he came back with tears streaming down his face. "Who the hell is Boris Johnson?", he asked.
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Snow White, Pinocchio and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world"
I'm entering." says Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask, "Well, how did you do?"
"First Place," says Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a second sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman. Half an hour later he returns and they ask, "How did you do?"
"First Place," Superman answers.
They continue walking and see another sign:
"Contest to find the world's biggest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says, "This one is mine."
Half an hour later he returns with tears in his eyes and asks, "Who the hell is Boris Johnson?"
I'm entering." says Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask, "Well, how did you do?"
"First Place," says Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a second sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman. Half an hour later he returns and they ask, "How did you do?"
"First Place," Superman answers.
They continue walking and see another sign:
"Contest to find the world's biggest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says, "This one is mine."
Half an hour later he returns with tears in his eyes and asks, "Who the hell is Boris Johnson?"
Being funny makes you more attractive.
Beauty fades but sarcasm lives forever.
Beauty fades but sarcasm lives forever.