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I bought a snowman DNA test kit, it said I was 4% dog pee, 96% water.
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🤣🤣🤣 That's the dogs bollocks.
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BJ.

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mysty wrote:
Mon Nov 16, 2020 6:49 pm
I bought a snowman DNA test kit, it said I was 4% dog pee, 96% water.
Top quality. This could herald a good season.
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mysty wrote:
Mon Nov 16, 2020 6:47 pm
niemeyjt wrote:
Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:25 am
mysty wrote:
Mon Nov 16, 2020 8:08 am
A snowman was stopped by the Gendarme trying to leave intermarche. :shock:
He said he was allowed to pick his nose it's not an offence. :lol:

That might be too deep for some of you. ;)
I guess he was holding a bag of carrots
Your good. ;)
No, he's not; he only needed one nose, so one carrot, not a bag.
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curtis wrote:
Mon Nov 16, 2020 7:32 pm
mysty wrote:
Mon Nov 16, 2020 6:49 pm
I bought a snowman DNA test kit, it said I was 4% dog pee, 96% water.
Top quality. This could herald a good season.
For God's sake, don't encourage him.

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AIIy wrote:
Mon Nov 16, 2020 6:46 pm
Two Tunnocks caramel logs were coming through arrivals at Glasgow Airport. One turns to the other and asks, "How long have you been a wafer?"
It took me a while... :lol:
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Local man killed by falling piano. It will be a low key funeral.
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What do hear when you drop a piano down a mine shaft ?

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Something the the key of A flat miner?

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