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Does a plethora of Coronavirus jokes constitute a pundemic?

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Don’t know.
I have never thawt about it...

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A snowman goes to the doctor
The doctor says your looking a bit pale.
Snowman says I ways look pale.
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Snowman went to the Doctor with a bucket stuck on his head.

Doctor says "You're looking a bit pail"

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niemeyjt wrote:
Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:33 am
Snowman went to the Doctor with a bucket stuck on his head.

Doctor says "You're looking a bit pail"
Seau what was the treatment? :lol:
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I have told you once already, I don’t know.
Wrap in vinegar and brown paper perhaps.
For a competitive price ask what they have on-off her next door in the bucket-shop.





I found this while I was looking for the obvious.
It reminds me of a scene I had with the receptionist at the Axa agent’s a few days ago
that was more like something out of Allow Allow when she asked me if I was there to see Jean Louis.
Btw, the last bot is nit a joke.

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I'm down the pub having a quiet drink with friends. Unfortunately someone has just coughed everywhere so we have been quarantined.
See you in 14 days :lol:
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What has a snowman got in common with Tom's pheasant.

Neither will last the winter :lol:
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