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What did the snowman write in Donald Trump's Get Well Soon card?

Stay Positive.

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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
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niemeyjt wrote:
Wed Oct 07, 2020 7:48 pm
What did the snowman write in Donald Trump's Get Well Soon card?

Stay Positive.
See Mysty - Snowman jokes can be funny :D

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Lock-up garage for sale.
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The snowman froze to death whilst painting the outside of his Igloo. He should have put on an extra coat.

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niemeyjt wrote:
Sat Oct 10, 2020 8:14 am
The snowman froze to death whilst painting the outside of his Igloo. He should have put on an extra coat.
If he had read the instructions he would have seen it was to cold to use the paint :lol:
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Not a lot of snowmen about so far this year.
They say there is no connection to covid.
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Mr. and Mrs. Snowman were unable to do newspaper puzzles and quizzes - they were happily married for over 30 years and never a cross word.

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I was sad last week and a snowman gave me a hug.

It was cold comfort.

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As the camel said to the snowman you're getting boring and giving me the hump!

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