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Why did the snowman feel ill?

He had a case of Snovid-19.

Caused by Carrotnosa virus.

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The time of good will aproacheth.
Enoch’s favourite Christmas song


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A snowman walked into a sauna, no one saw him leave. :lol:
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mysty wrote:
Tue Sep 29, 2020 7:58 pm
A snowman walked into a sauna, no one saw him leave. :lol:
Bloody hell. That's actually quite good.

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jsks wrote:
Tue Sep 29, 2020 8:07 pm
mysty wrote:
Tue Sep 29, 2020 7:58 pm
A snowman walked into a sauna, no one saw him leave. :lol:
Bloody hell. That's actually quite good.
As I have said before it's down to the law of averages ;) and I have to up the quality as there is disquiet in the ranks :P
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jsks wrote:
Tue Sep 29, 2020 8:07 pm
mysty wrote:
Tue Sep 29, 2020 7:58 pm
A snowman walked into a sauna, no one saw him leave. :lol:
Bloody hell. That's actually quite good.
Please don't encourage him

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mysty wrote:
Tue Sep 29, 2020 7:58 pm
A snowman walked into a sauna, no one saw him leave. :lol:
He probably ran out of the door.

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I went to the south of France last week. It was Nice
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The dog has just gone and chewed the front and back off my dictionary. It goes from bad to worse.

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