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In a bookshop:
Customer: Have you got the book about men who have a small penis - I can't remember the title?
Assistant: It's not in yet
Customer: That's the one!! :lol:
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mysty wrote:
Sun Sep 27, 2020 10:11 pm
I saw a snowman today in the mountain's.
Suprised to see you so early.
He said, its going to be a cold one, I cannot feel my feet.
JSKS was right.

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Why does a standard pregnancy test stick not work on a snowoman?
She cannot pee. :lol:
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How can you tell if a snowman has been eating a takeaway bag of chips.
His mouth is not quite right and he has lost some fingers. :lol:
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Oh dear

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mysty wrote:
Mon Sep 28, 2020 1:31 pm
How can you tell if a snowman has been eating a takeaway bag of chips.
His mouth is not quite right and he has lost some fingers. :lol:
It’s going to be a long winter folks

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Lemorvan wrote:
Mon Sep 28, 2020 4:40 pm
Edited out by AtS2
Unless I have totally missed the point of this 'joke' I fail to see how it is funny.

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Not funny. Possibly tongue in cheek. Racist?.............just maybe. :roll:
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Lemorvan wrote:
Mon Sep 28, 2020 4:40 pm
Edited out by AtS
Once again I seem to have missed all the controversy - so to be pedantic, ought it not to read "Edited out by AtS2"

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