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Social Distancing for Gentlemen:
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Had this sent to me this morning.
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:mrgreen: 3*20 years +10.
“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”
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The amateur electrician.
Green to earth
Brown to live
Blue to fecin bits
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Mike wrote:
Sun Sep 06, 2020 10:43 pm
Social Distancing for Gentlemen:

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That is just asking for trouble

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Toilet humour:

On a clear day one can nearly see the Pyrenees from here.



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Boris is doing a good job at running the country.
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Boris is doing a good job at running the country.
:? Is it wonky spelling mysty? :lol: Surely you meant ruining.
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I saw a snowman today in the mountain's.
Suprised to see you so early.
He said, its going to be a cold one, I cannot feel my feet.
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