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If you boil a funny bone, does it become a laughing stock?
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I told my suitcases there would be no holiday this year. I’m now dealing with emotional baggage!
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Sorry if this has been on here before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-d8sZifgq8

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Omegal wrote:
Sun Aug 16, 2020 11:30 am
Sorry if this has been on here before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-d8sZifgq8
Hilarious Omegal!!! :lol:
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Jesus! Who still thinks my jokes are crap?

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If Britannia rules the waves, what's this issue with rubber dinghies?

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A drunk Scotsman is stumbling home one night and in his drunken stupor, he falls over and passes out. While the Scotsman slept, a group of boys happen to come by him while still asleep. Wanting to test the theory of whether Scotsmen wear underwear under their kilts, they lift up the man's kilt only to see his junk hanging free. As a joke, they decide to tie a ribbon around his shaft and run off laughing. The next morning, the Scotsman awakes and lifts up his kilt to pee. As he notices the ribbon, he says "laddie, I don't know where ya been but ya won first place."
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Ridiculous. Fell over and passed out? It never happened.

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Nothing to add.
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