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Sorry Nifty, I was only trying to deflect from the fact that I know nothing of Hebrew or Yiddish mathematics.

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Discounts?

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A group of youngsters have stolen all the bus stop signs around here. Where do they get off behaving like that?

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I remembers a child asking my auld man, "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

And his reply, "Yes, we arson".

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I truly believe we need some humour back on here, even if (God I hope Not) Snowmen Jokes :oops:

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France – it’s just a oui bit different!
“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

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OldSchool wrote:
Fri Aug 07, 2020 5:37 pm
I truly believe we need some humour back on here, even if (God I hope Not) Snowmen Jokes :oops:
Sorry bud, my best stuff would cause outrage overload and get me barred. I keep that for people who buy me beer.

Meanwhile... Sally asked me tonight, "Why are you with me?"
"Because I love.", I replied.
"Aye", she said, "but this is the toilet and I'm trying to have a shit."

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Just remember,
1 in Kate Bush was worth 10 in the hand.

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What do you call your angry French auntie?
A crossaunt
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“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

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