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Re: Jokes.

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Does your tablet do an automatic translation of French in that case?
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I went to a nightclub but didn't have a tie. So went back to the car and got some jump Leads. I put them on. The bouncer says you can come in but don't start anything.

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My wife did not order anything from Amazon today.
The delivery man knocked on the door to make sure she was alright. ;)
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Re: Jokes.

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FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Fri Jul 24, 2020 5:11 pm
Does your tablet do an automatic translation of French in that case?
It did in that case. I normally see Curtis's jokes in French and I did wonder.

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Not funny any more


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Ally wrote:
Fri Jul 24, 2020 9:22 am
FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Fri Jul 24, 2020 5:07 am
Ally wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:51 pm


Did you notice the daughter was trans? I did. 😝
Where's that then, Ally?
She leaves the doctor's office and announces it to her daughter.

Courageously, she said to him:
Courageously, she said to her:[/quote]
lui here is an indirect object pronoun and so can refer to him, her or it

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Post by Ally »

You've missed the boat rabbit. See above.

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I am going to milk this one for all it is worth.

I wonder if my post like/thanks median ratio is especially attractive to Jewish women in particular ?

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Re: Jokes.

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I fear your inappropriate use of a question mark will draw criticism. Not from me. Live and let live, I say.

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Blow!. I was relying on Ally.

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