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Name two London transport hubs named after shellfish?








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King's Crustacean and Charing Crustacean.

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Ally, I think Mysty's hacked your account.

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What about Brent Crustacean?

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Or St Prawncras?

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Or Cocklefosters?

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Thanks to M3cs for reminding me of this one.
Lee Trevino, the golfer, was cutting the grass at the front of his house when a lady, who obviously didn't recognise him, asked " How much do you charge?"
He replied " Nothing - but the lady of the house lets me sleep with her" ;)
"If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself."Mae West.

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Reminds me ajm.
In our 70's Anne and I have decided to start oral sex. We go to bed and talk about it!
“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

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Bit of earache from the missus last night, I was on the bed pulling my boxers off and she said “you spoil them dogs you do”.

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Bald Eagle wrote:
Mon Jul 13, 2020 11:52 am
Reminds me ajm.
In our 70's Anne and I have decided to start oral sex. We go to bed and talk about it!
Careful noo!

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I've made a major faux pas. I told Sally her new cozzie was too tight and revealing. She's raging that I even tried it on.

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