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A virologist, an epidemiologist and a scientist walk in to a bar...

Of course they flippin' didnae!

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Ally wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:36 am
A virologist, an epidemiologist and a scientist walk in to a bar...

Of course they flippin' didnae!
English ones might have.
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FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:46 am
Ally wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:36 am
A virologist, an epidemiologist and a scientist walk in to a bar...

Of course they flippin' didnae!
English ones might have.
At least we have some! :lol:
“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

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Re: Jokes.

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Bald Eagle wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:03 pm
FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:46 am
Ally wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:36 am
A virologist, an epidemiologist and a scientist walk in to a bar...

Of course they flippin' didnae!
English ones might have.
At least we have some! :lol:
You need some, with all the cases there are in England.
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mysty wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:13 pm
Ally wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 7:00 am
Wee Glasgow wummin goes to the dentist.
Dentist asks, "Comfy?"
Wee wummin answers, "Govan."
I don't get that. :oops:
Is that something like Coq au vin ?

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Bald Eagle wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:03 pm
FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:46 am
Ally wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:36 am
A virologist, an epidemiologist and a scientist walk in to a bar...

Of course they flippin' didnae!
English ones might have.
At least we have some! :lol:
You hide it well.

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Ally wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:33 pm
Bald Eagle wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:03 pm
FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:46 am
English ones might have.
At least we have some! :lol:
You hide it well.
No we don't you just ignore the fact! :D
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One of the two of us is missing something and it isnae me.

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I see there is a new movie about Marcel Marceau's heroic efforts during ww2.
He kept that quiet.

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Under Kennedy's direction, Americans went to the moon. Under Trump, they cannae go to Canada.

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