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A tearful snowwoman stands looking over a puddle and cries, "Jack, Jack, what happened?"
The puddle replies, "I was running a forum and it got too hot for me."

Too soon?

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The puddle replies, "I was running a forum and it got too hot for me."
On further questioning the puddle explained...

;) "It had become an unlikable and thankless forum".
“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”
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And yet here we all are.

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Tom wrote:
Fri Jun 12, 2020 12:04 am
The puddle replies, "I was running a forum and it got too hot for me."
On further questioning the puddle explained...

;) "It had become an unlikable and thankless forum".
The sun will come out tomorrow and I’m sure we will be able to thank it again....at least I hope so or I might be in front of a firing squad but as I’ve just fired myself I might be okay :P ;)


Should I apologise for that? I’m not the expert on jokes under this roof and it was the best I could come up with :lol:

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Ally wrote:
Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:54 pm
A tearful snowwoman stands looking over a puddle and cries, "Jack, Jack, what happened?"
The puddle replies, "I was running a forum and it got too hot for me."

Too soon?
No :lol:

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So the snowman asked my surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.
He said, sure, knock yourself out. ;)
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I asked the guy at the town hall if I could have a skip outside my house. He said certainly, you could do with the exercise.

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mysty wrote:
Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:56 pm
So the snowman asked my surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.
He said, sure, knock yourself out. ;)
??
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ajm wrote:
Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:44 pm
mysty wrote:
Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:56 pm
So the snowman asked my surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.
He said, sure, knock yourself out. ;)
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Its a joke, anesthetic, knock yourself out. It's no that hard to understand. :P
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