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Me too. A bucket of water sorted us out.

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Two men walk into a bar and ask do you serve food.
No says the barman but I will serve you :lol:
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A guy walks into a bar in Russia with a crocodile. He asks the barman, do you serve England football supporters? The barman says, какие.
The guy says in a louder, clearer voice, do you serve England football supporters? The barman says, да.
The guy says, a vodka for me and an England football supporter for my crocodile.
The barman pours a Vodka and drags an England football supporter wearing a tee shirt emblazoned 'England for the World Cup' from the cellar.
The guy says, not even my crocodile would swallow that!

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Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar, Demerara.
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:D sweet as....

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My wife said that sex is better on holiday. Nice to get a postcard from her though.
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Two birds sitting on a perch, one says to the other "Oi, do you smell fish ?".

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Not a rod or a pole then ?

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Did you hear about the carpet fitter who was given a drugs ban ?
He tested positive for anabolic stair rods......

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Tim Vine: Female athlete took steroids and grew a penis.
Lee Mack: Anabolic?
Tim Vine: No. Just a penis.

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