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Re: Jokes.

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Why wouldn't the snowman go out on stage?
He had cold feet.
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What does a snowman have for breakfast?

Ice Krispies.

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jsks wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 10:22 pm
What does a snowman have for breakfast?

Ice Krispies.
And for dessert, ice cream :lol:

We could have a worst snowman joke competition. :idea:
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mysty wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 10:38 pm
jsks wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 10:22 pm
What does a snowman have for breakfast?

Ice Krispies.
And for dessert, ice cream :lol:

We could have a worst snowman joke competition. :idea:
I think we all know who the winner would be.

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jsks wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 10:39 pm
mysty wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 10:38 pm
jsks wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 10:22 pm
What does a snowman have for breakfast?

Ice Krispies.
And for dessert, ice cream :lol:

We could have a worst snowman joke competition. :idea:
I think we all know who the winner would be.
There are plenty of bad ones on here and not all mine.
Did you here about the great snowman inventor.
He discovered ice tea. :innocent:
His great uncle discovered hot tea but that did not go down well.
Down well did you get it ;)
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FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 10:18 pm
Why wouldn't the snowman go out on stage?
He had cold feet.
Well :!: There's a first FFS :!: A Funny snowman joke - you'll probably be banned. :lol: 8-) Good Luck - I've enjoyed your posts. :good:
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Biggles wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 10:54 pm
FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 10:18 pm
Why wouldn't the snowman go out on stage?
He had cold feet.
Well :!: There's a first FFS :!: A Funny snowman joke - you'll probably be banned. :lol: 8-) Good Luck - I've enjoyed your posts. :good:
Personal insults are not allowed on here, I see what you did there to circumvent that rule. :P
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:lol: I've told Mysty more than once yeti still keeps posting these abominable snowman jokes.
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Most of these snowman jokes get a frosty reception.

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What do you call a snowman's bottom?

A crevass

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