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At the risk of stealing Mysty's joke . . .

Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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Emmanuel Macron meets Putin and tells him...

"You lack freedom in Russia. In Paris, anyone can walk in the street and shout 'Macron is an idiot!', and nobody will touch them."

Putin gives him a basilisk stare and slowly says:

"In Moscow, anyone can walk in the street and shout 'Macron is an idiot!', and nobody will touch them, either."
“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

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A snowman goes to the doctor and says my back hurts in three places.
The doctor says why go to these places. :lol:
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“The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk."
—Ogden Nash

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mysty wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:57 pm
A snowman goes to the doctor and says my back hurts in three places.
The doctor says why go to these places. :lol:
Holy moly. That was actually funny!

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jsks wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:18 pm
mysty wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:57 pm
A snowman goes to the doctor and says my back hurts in three places.
The doctor says why go to these places. :lol:
Holy moly. That was actually funny!
Someone was telling an old Tommy Cooper joke on R4, I nicked it and popped a snowman in.
Thanks for encouraging me, it gives me hope. :lol:
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A snowman goes to the doctors and says it hurts when I stretch my arms.
The doctor says stop stretching your arms. :lol:
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mysty wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:52 pm
jsks wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:18 pm
mysty wrote:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:57 pm
A snowman goes to the doctor and says my back hurts in three places.
The doctor says why go to these places. :lol:
Holy moly. That was actually funny!
Thanks for encouraging me...
Sorry, everyone, I didn't mean that to happen. 😳

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Same snowman went to the doctor.

Doctor asked him, "Have you had this before?"

Snowman said, "Yes."

Doctor said, "Well, you've got it again."
Same old nonsense.

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