Jokes.

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Ally

Re: Jokes.

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No it isn't.

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Re: Jokes.

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What did they call a Fidel Castro's snowman?
An ice Cuban.

I should really have PMed that to Mysty for him to post.

I'm Havana laugh.

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Re: Jokes.

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Ally wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 1:05 am
What did they call a Fidel Castro's snowman?
An ice Cuban.

I should really have PMed that to Mysty for him to post.

I'm Havana laugh.
Close, but no.....

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I though it was funny.

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Ally wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 1:05 am
What did they call a Fidel Castro's snowman?
An ice Cuban.

I should really have PMed that to Mysty for him to post.

I'm Havana laugh.
He’s phoning me back in 2 minutes, I’m going to snitch :lol: :lol:

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Re: Jokes.

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Not bad ally but wrap your mind around this one.

A snowmans waiting for the dump to open in a van with no aircon and it's hot. :shock:
I'm melting :lol:

Just made that up from scratch from a real life experience. That ally is the difference between a natural joke maker and a wannabe ;)
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Re: Jokes.

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What does a cool snowman drive?
An ice cream van.

Snowman phones the AA
The patrol man arrives to find the snowman sitting in a puddle.
"What seems to be the issue?", asks the patrolman.
The snowman says, "I think my ice cream van has overheated."
The patrolman man says, "Ally's joke is so last year, ice cream vans are no longer cool. He could learn from Mysty."

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Re: Jokes.

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mysty wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 10:01 am
Just made that up from scratch from a real life experience. That ally is the difference between a natural joke maker and a wannabe ;)
So which one are you, mysty? ;)
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I've an appointment at Specsavers first thing in the morning. I need a headlight bulb changed.

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mysty wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 10:01 am
Just made that up from scratch from a real life experience. That ally is the difference between a natural joke maker and a wannabe ;)
As a rule, the kangaroo is generally much larger than a wallabe.

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