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Not a mule !

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Dis maman, au départ tu voulais un garçon ou une fille ?
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­­­Moi, au départ, je voulais juste lacer mes chaussures ... !!!
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Apparently, from Wednesday, you can play sport together, but only if you're all from the same family.

Norwich vs Ipswich kicks off on Thursday at 8pm

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I heard the local timber merchant had reopened so I called to check. The guy said they were nearly back to normal, just wear gloves and a mask. Joker! When I arrived everybody else had clothes on.

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Who else has the urge to stand up and applaud when they see a nurse in a porno?

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What goes in and out and smells of wee?

Grandad doing the hokey cokey.

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A snowman fell into a sink hole on a motorway today.
The police are looking into it.
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mysty wrote:
Wed May 20, 2020 9:41 pm
A snowman fell into a sink hole on a motorway today.
The police are looking into it.
Of the same era and ilk:

A snowman stole all the toilets from his local Police station. A Police spokesman said "We have nothing to go on".

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niemeyjt wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 2:26 pm
mysty wrote:
Wed May 20, 2020 9:41 pm
A snowman fell into a sink hole on a motorway today.
The police are looking into it.
Of the same era and ilk:

A snowman stole all the toilets from his local Police station. A Police spokesman said "We have nothing to go on".
That is as bad as mine. :lol:
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