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Lemorvan wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 6:35 pm
I bet you felt a 2@ ......... you know, working at a naturalist holiday park during confinement. The nearest one to you is well over 100kms away.
You clearly know your stuff. ;)
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mysty wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 6:31 pm
I started my first day working at a naturalist holiday park.
The first day was the hardest.
Taken from FB did not think it was that funny.
It might be funnier if the spelling was correct
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curtis wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 10:31 pm
mysty wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 6:31 pm
I started my first day working at a naturalist holiday park.
The first day was the hardest.
Taken from FB did not think it was that funny.
It might be funnier if the spelling was correct
Nah, it would still be bad. :lol:
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How do you spot a blind man on a noodie beach?
It isn't hard.

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As part of a social experiment my grandson has been wearing an England football shirt to gauge reaction. So far he has been kicked, punched, spat on and verbally abused. It will be interesting to see the reaction when he leaves the house.

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Ally wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 1:38 am
How do you spot a blind man on a noodie beach?
It isn't hard.
How do you spot a blind man with an imagination on a noodie beach, its hard. :lol:
see what I did there, took your joke and made it better. ;)
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mysty wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 1:19 pm
see what I did there, took your joke and made it better. ;)
Oh no you didn't.
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FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 5:28 pm
mysty wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 1:19 pm
see what I did there, took your joke and made it better. ;)
Oh no you didn't.
As you have no qualifications in joke writing, I do not think your opinion has any credence in this instance.
Spell check on. :lol:
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mysty wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 5:59 pm
FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 5:28 pm
mysty wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 1:19 pm
see what I did there, took your joke and made it better. ;)
Oh no you didn't.
As you have no qualifications in joke writing, I do not think your opinion has any credence in this instance.
Spell check on. :lol:
Perhaps, but I know a good one when I see one.
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