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I always thought Thorpe was unfairly vilified. After all, he would bend over backwards for his friends.

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Coming on here with your cheap homo sapiens jibes.

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Ally wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 11:34 pm
Coming on here with your cheap homo sapiens jibes.
Cheap? It cost me a good deal of self-respect.

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A guy visits his aging friend. Eventually the conversation turns to holidays and he asks his old pal if he has anything planned for the summer.
"Aye" says the old pal "We're off to thingy for a week"
"Where?" the visitor asks.
"Thingy, with the sunshine and the sea"
"Spain?"
"No, thingy"
"Greece?"
"No, the other one."
"Italy?"
"No. Wait.... What do you call that green stuff that grows up Fitter's wall?"
"Ivy?"
"Aye, that's it! IVY, WHERE IS IT WE'RE GOING ON HOLIDAY?"

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jsks wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 11:29 pm
I always thought Thorpe was unfairly vilified. After all, he would bend over backwards for his friends.
It's always good to get the real facts from the man on the spot. I had no idea if he was a giver or taker. :lol:
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Fun facts

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breath through your nose while sticking your tongue out.
4. You tried number 3
6. When you tried it you realised it was possible. Only now you look like a dog.
7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled.
8. Why did you skip number 5?
9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
10. I'm funnier than Mysty2.

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I did go back and check number 5 but confused. Mysty2 is not a member of this forum. :lol:
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Maybe that was part of the joke. Or maybe it's a double bluff.

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When I was younger I felt like a boy trapped inside a woman’s body. Everything changed after I was born though.
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