Just got a letter from Halifax to say that the interest rate on our savings is going down. At the moment it is 0.10% - as of July it will be 0.01% ( wow).it then continues with advice on making the most of your savings.
What a joke!! Thank god we moved most of it elsewhere.
"If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself."Mae West.
Un touriste belge visite l'Australie... Le guide explique:
"Dans ce pays, l'animal le plus répandu est le kangourou.C'est un animal
qui saute sur la queue"
Ah! je connais », fait le belge. « Chez nous, on appelle ça un
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