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rabbit wrote:
Sat May 02, 2020 9:48 am
Nifty wrote:
Thu Apr 30, 2020 10:05 am
Is she Welsh?
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Thanks Rabbit - if you have to explain your own joke it ceases to be a joke
Have a nice day :)
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rabbit wrote:
Sat May 02, 2020 9:48 am
Nifty wrote:
Thu Apr 30, 2020 10:05 am
Is she Welsh?
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Thanks, but I meant from my mistress.

There is a woman called Myfanwy Goodsir on FB.
She is fed up to the back teeth with people making jokes about her name.
I wonder if it is the same Myfanwy that I knew.

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“The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk."
—Ogden Nash

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Just got a letter from Halifax to say that the interest rate on our savings is going down. At the moment it is 0.10% - as of July it will be 0.01% ( wow).it then continues with advice on making the most of your savings.
What a joke!! Thank god we moved most of it elsewhere.
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Just got inspiration from the re wire thread.

Why do electricians never carry matches
Cos they're a sparky. :lol: :lol:
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No tradesman need carry matches. If they take any item from their toolbox, the toolbox becomes a little lighter.

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Why do snowman not use lighters.
They cannot take the heat. ;)
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Un touriste belge visite l'Australie... Le guide explique:
"Dans ce pays, l'animal le plus répandu est le kangourou.C'est un animal
qui saute sur la queue"
Ah! je connais », fait le belge. « Chez nous, on appelle ça un
morpion.
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I started my first day working at a naturalist holiday park.
The first day was the hardest.
Taken from FB did not think it was that funny.
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I bet you felt a 2@ ......... you know, working at a naturalist holiday park during confinement. The nearest one to you is well over 100kms away.

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