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jsks wrote:
Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:06 pm
Doesn't no 8 come with chips instead of fried rice?
In Hong Kong, yes, due to the residual British impact, but not in mainland China.
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Went into the chemist and asked an assistant "What gets rid of coronavirus?"
She said "Ammonia cleaner"
I said "I'm sorry, I thought you worked here"

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What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Ricky Gervais

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Ally wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:56 pm
What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Ricky Gervais
And if mysty had come out with that we would have made fun of him.
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Gervais followed that up by saying it's ridiculous. When did a snowman ever last a year?

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Doctor, doctor! My wife was rushed in suffering violent spasms in her buttocks. Where is she?

ICU baby. Shakin' that ass.

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I'm just of the phone to SPA to tell them I found four kittens in a suitcase by side of the road.
"Are they moving?" the young lady asked.
"Oh I never thought of that." I said "It would certainly explain the suitcase."
I feel daft now.

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Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris & Stuart Hall walk into a pub.
The barman,who found it difficult to say th, says “Not yew tree again?”

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You learn from your mistakes but it's much quicker and cheaper to learn from the mistakes of other people ! :D

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What does a snowman do when he shows symptoms of covid-19?

He self iceolates of course.

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