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Ally wrote:
Sun May 27, 2018 3:22 pm
My grandfather was bayonetted in the war. He was pronounced dead on a rifle.
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My other grandfather is frustrated that he can't do the things he did when he was younger. Like drop bombs on Germany.

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MPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Tea is more dangerous than beer. Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night, I had 14 pints till 3am at the pub while my wife was just drinking tea at home.
You should have seen how violent and angry she was when I got home. I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me, all night and even into the next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, don't drink it...
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My other grandad died when Stalag XVII was bombed by the RAF. His machine gun post took a direct hit. There's no evidence that grandfather no 2 was involved.

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So Sally is getting close and says would you like to go next door, I said been there before she is not into threesomes :roll:
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What do the Tories and a three pin plug have in common?

They're both useless in Europe.

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I am a Brexiteer i voted to leave Europe but now live in France which is part of Europe.
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Nigel. Jeremy is the communist. Or the boring car person. Or the man asks the difficult question. Or Tim's brother. Or the sugar puffs bear.

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Or Norman Scott's lover.

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That's a Thorpe oint.

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