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Britain's Got Talent right enough. 🇬🇧 Just not in government.

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FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:09 am
ANOther wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 7:49 am
Ally wrote:
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"How Dutch is that moggie in the window?"
My daughter can sing that whole song backwards.

"Window the in doggie that is much how............"
If she can sing the whole song backwards, surely it should start: "Sale for doggie's that hope do I......."
No. It should start: elas rof seiggod taht epoh I :lol:
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ajm wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:57 am
FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:09 am
ANOther wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 7:49 am

My daughter can sing that whole song backwards.

"Window the in doggie that is much how............"
If she can sing the whole song backwards, surely it should start: "Sale for doggie's that hope do I......."
No. It should start: elas rof seiggod taht epoh I :lol:
Yes, you're right.
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ajm wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:57 am
FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:09 am
ANOther wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 7:49 am

My daughter can sing that whole song backwards.

"Window the in doggie that is much how............"
If she can sing the whole song backwards, surely it should start: "Sale for doggie's that hope do I......."
No. It should start: elas rof seiggod taht epoh I :lol:
And a Gold Star to AJM for taking the trouble to type it. :good:
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FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 11:03 am
ajm wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:57 am
FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:09 am
If she can sing the whole song backwards, surely it should start: "Sale for doggie's that hope do I......."
No. It should start: elas rof seiggod taht epoh I :lol:
Yes, you're right.
Thanks for saying that. Have just shown it to OH to prove I can be right occasionally :lol:
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I just ran it through Google translate. Amazingly it translates from Icelandic as How much does that cod in the wind blow?

PS That's no true.

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Re: Jokes.

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ajm wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 11:25 am
FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 11:03 am
ajm wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:57 am


No. It should start: elas rof seiggod taht epoh I :lol:
Yes, you're right.
Thanks for saying that. Have just shown it to OH to prove I can be right occasionally :lol:
Just a little quibble, mind you, it should start: elas rof seiggod taht epoh od I
Don't mind me, though, I'm a professionally trained hair-splitter.
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Have you been speaking to my wife?
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Re: Jokes.

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At least Ally doesn’t split hairs

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rabbit wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 2:03 pm
At least Ally doesn’t split hairs
And hopefully, Rabbit, he does not split hares either.

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