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What child’s toy links a flamenco dancer’s accessory to his underwear ?
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Santa's bean.
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Clacker-balls.
Also known as
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clackers

Could lead to blacker-balls at a travel agent’s in Python land.

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"I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times." - Everett Dirksen

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Poo jokes are not my favourite type of joke but they're a solid number two.

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What’s moor, castanets are traditionally made of hard wood.

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Two things that have puzzled me recently.
1. Why do pringles tubes have a replaceable lid and
2. Why are the people of Dordogne so seemingly careless with their dogs?

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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose.

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Mysty 👆 😂😂😂

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I said to my son: You're going to marry the girl I chose for you.

> He said to me: No!

> I said to him: She’s Bill Gates’s daughter.

> He said to me: So, ok.

> I called Bill Gates and said, I want your daughter to marry my son.

> Bill Gates told me: No!

> I said to Bill Gates: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.

> Bill Gates said to me: So, ok.

> I called the president of the world bank and asked him that my son would become the CEO.

> He said to me: No!

> I said to him: My son is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.

> He said: So, ok.
You learn from your mistakes but it's much quicker and cheaper to learn from the mistakes of other people ! :D

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