If I was getting paid for my jokes the cheques have been going to the wrong address.
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Anyway I've been trying to get in touch with my feminine side today. Hit the door mirror on the gatepost, burnt the dinner then sat and sulked all night.
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Sally was at her mums and said its no working, her ma she said your wrong just spoke with him there is nothing wrong with the fridge. sally says i canna take it.
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I actually had a tiny glass of brandy which was vile but after the first couple of sips the taste buds were numbed. It was bought from Lidils but you could probably run a car on it. 

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I couldn't have a drink. I had to drive over to MiL's. Sally called said she was having an orgasm every time she sneezed and could I bring the black pepper. Sally, no the MiL.
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Spent this evening putting my head between my knees and leaning forward. That's how I roll at the weekend.
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