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You learn from your mistakes but it's much quicker and cheaper to learn from the mistakes of other people ! :D

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You learn from your mistakes but it's much quicker and cheaper to learn from the mistakes of other people ! :D

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Why do Americans eat so much barbecued chicken

It kills the taste of chlorine :lol:

( just made that up)
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Why are mysty's jokes llike a set of broken drums?

:lol: They can't be beaten.

:D (I recycled that one)
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You'll be fine," the doctor said after finishing the young woman's surgery.
"But," she asked, "how long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, then his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek.
The girl was alarmed.
"What's the matter doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no-one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
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A man goes to the doctor and says
'Doctor, I think I have a mince pie stuck up my arse'
The doctor says 'let's have a quick look then, take off your trousers'.
The man does as requested and the doctor says 'you are right you know, but you are in luck - I've got some cream for that'!!

Yes I know, you've all heard it, but a timely occasion to be reminded of it.
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Post by After the Storm »

Christmas theme jokes, okay :P

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?


“Baaaa humbug!”


It's a Christmas joke, it has to be bad, right? :P

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Why did the snowman demand a divorce?

Because his wife was a total flake.

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Merry Christmas to everyone who, like me, has to spend Christmas away from the ones they love and instead spend it with the wife and weans.

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curtis wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:37 am
A man goes to the doctor and says
'Doctor, I think I have a mince pie stuck up my arse'
The doctor says 'let's have a quick look then, take off your trousers'.
The man does as requested and the doctor says 'you are right you know, but you are in luck - I've got some cream for that'!!

Yes I know, you've all heard it, but a timely occasion to be reminded of it.
Man goes to the doctor who says what’s wrong?
Man says I’ve got a cricket ball stuck in my arse
Doctor says “how’s that”
Man : don’t you start!

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