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Sally said to me "Look at the state of him now", pointing at this drunk guy.
I asked, "Do you know him?"
She said, "Aye, he proposed to me when I was 18 and I knocked him back."
I said "And he's still celebrating?"

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mysty wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:21 pm
Lemovan at last years Christmas party :lol:

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I don’t wear glasses. 😏

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Aw come on. Even Randy Andy came up with a better defence than that.

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Lemorvan wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 5:17 pm
mysty wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:21 pm
Lemovan at last years Christmas party :lol:

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I don’t wear glasses. 😏
Thought it was funny, someone posted it on FB and thought you might like that one.
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Lemorvan wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 5:17 pm
mysty wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:21 pm
Lemovan at last years Christmas party :lol:

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I don’t wear glasses. 😏
OK.

No sweat.

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jsks wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 6:31 pm

OK.

No sweat.
I tried that excuse before.

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Sally said to me "Look at the state of him now", pointing at this drunk guy.
I asked, "Do you know him?"
She said, "Aye, he proposed to me when I was 18 and I knocked him back."
I said "And he's still celebrating?"
:mrgreen: You were fortunate if you weren't knocked out.
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One end is moo, the other milk."
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I think Mysty got a Christmas joke book and a scanner as early crimbo prezzies. Grâce à Dieu it wisnae a snowman joke book.

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