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:mrgreen: Boris Johnson may be a joke but he will probably have the last laugh later this week.
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Tom wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:09 pm
:mrgreen: Boris Johnson may be a joke but he will probably have the last laugh later this week.
Give him a couple of years and no one will be laughing.
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Tom wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:09 pm
:mrgreen: Boris Johnson may be a joke but he will probably have the last laugh later this week.
But will he. If there is a Conservative majority he will have to deliver his promises.

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That is funny Dominic. Anyway, moving on ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid being interviewed by Andrew Neal! :)
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Voting for the Conservative party because you don't like Jeremy Corbyn is like putting shit on your pizza because you don't like pineapple.

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If anyone knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can you let me know as I need to borrow some chairs.

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