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Hold the world’s wisdom in the palm of your hand

https://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/garden/chap04.htm

But there is no mention of women who talk a lot !

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Two snowmen were watching a place in the sun.
The first one said, I don't fancy France garlic gives me the runs and that's not good for me.
The second one says, I fancy Iceland its cool to live there. 8-)
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2 blondes discussing Christmas. one says "it's on a Friday" Second one says " I hope it's not the 13th" :lol:
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I said to my doctor, “I get a violent twitch in my leg whenever I hear a diagnosis”.

He said, “I know what that is”.

I said, “What?”.

He said, “You’ll kick yourself when I tell you”.

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A snowman goes to the doctors and asks can you test me for testicular cancer.
The doctor says I told you the last time when you said Viagra dies not work for you that the problem is snowballs :lol:

I wrote that myself 8-)
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A snowman walks into a bar and asks, "Has my brother been in?"
The barman says, "Dunno, what does he look like?"

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Sally walked into a bar and asked, "Has Ally been in?"
The barman says, "Dunno, what's he like?"
Sally said, "Cheap lager and lassies wi' big boobs."

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Ally wrote:
Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:06 pm
A snowman walks into a bar and asks, "Has my brother been in?"
The barman says, "Dunno, what does he look like?"
The snowman says to the barman that's not a nice thing to say, that's like saying all Chinese look the same, will not be drinking here again.

( not really a joke but more of a bad short story) :?
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Why do snowmen not eat snails.
They only like fast food :lol:
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Snow joke

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