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Re: Jokes.

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mysty wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:09 pm
New season new jokes

How can you spot a dead snowman.
If its not moving. :lol:
New season, new jokes, same old mistakes. :lol: Grammarly picked up 'snowman.' and 'its', perhaps you should invest in a copy, mysty? :innocent:
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Why do snowmen not lose there temper

cos there cool :lol:
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FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:15 pm
mysty wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:09 pm
New season new jokes

How can you spot a dead snowman.
If its not moving. :lol:
New season, new jokes, same old mistakes. :lol: Grammarly picked up 'snowman.' and 'its', perhaps you should invest in a copy, mysty? :innocent:
What do you call a grammatically correct snowman.
A swot :lol:
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Now I've really got the Christmas spirit

Same old nonsense.

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:D Strictly speaking... do snowmen throw snowballs?
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Tom wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:33 pm
:D Strictly speaking... do snowmen throw snowballs?
Well I suppose they're the first thing that comes to hand

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Its good to have some competition it will give me inspiration to do better :lol: :lol:
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Don’t let a dwarf tell you your girlfriend’s hair smells nice.

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I've discovered that I have a superpower.

I can melt ice cubes just by staring at them.

It takes a while though.

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