Jokes.

A place for some light-hearted chat.
Lemorvan
Posts: 1440
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:27 am
Has thanked: 144 times
Been thanked: 418 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by Lemorvan »

This bloke said to me “Why do you make your own furniture”? I said “I have no ikea”

User avatar
just a Frenchie
Posts: 2215
Joined: Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:19 pm
Location: Vendée
Has thanked: 1055 times
Been thanked: 720 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by just a Frenchie »

prehistoric mistake.jpg
You learn from your mistakes but it's much quicker and cheaper to learn from the mistakes of other people ! :D

User avatar
just a Frenchie
Posts: 2215
Joined: Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:19 pm
Location: Vendée
Has thanked: 1055 times
Been thanked: 720 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by just a Frenchie »

cercueil ika.jpg
You learn from your mistakes but it's much quicker and cheaper to learn from the mistakes of other people ! :D

User avatar
just a Frenchie
Posts: 2215
Joined: Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:19 pm
Location: Vendée
Has thanked: 1055 times
Been thanked: 720 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by just a Frenchie »

apprentis gilets jaunes.jpg
You learn from your mistakes but it's much quicker and cheaper to learn from the mistakes of other people ! :D

Ally

Re: Jokes.

Post by Ally »

Why is McDonald's like Northern Ireland? The experts are those who've rarely, if ever, been there.

Beat that one Mysty!

Award winning satire delivered straight to your inbox, courtesy of Ally.

Lemorvan
Posts: 1440
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:27 am
Has thanked: 144 times
Been thanked: 418 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by Lemorvan »

Ally wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 10:54 am
Why is McDonald's like Northern Ireland? The experts are those who've rarely, if ever, been there.
Evidence.

Ally

Re: Jokes.

Post by Ally »

Warrant card.

niemeyjt
Posts: 3034
Joined: Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:10 pm
Location: Lausanne, 87 and Suffolk
Has thanked: 77 times
Been thanked: 874 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by niemeyjt »

Ally wrote:
Fri Oct 25, 2019 4:57 pm
If Boris Johnson & Jacob Rees-Mogg Were Drowning & You Could Only Save One Of Them!..

Which Pub Would You Go To?
If Boris Johnson & Jacob Rees-Mogg Were Drowning & You have a camera and can either rescue them or photograph scene for posterity.
Would you go for a close-up of the faces or a wider shot showing the scene?

Lemorvan
Posts: 1440
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:27 am
Has thanked: 144 times
Been thanked: 418 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by Lemorvan »

Ally wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 12:48 pm
Warrant card.
Yes, nasty places those McDonalds though I’m no expert on such matters.

User avatar
mysty
Posts: 12948
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:38 pm
Location: dep18 and 23
Has thanked: 1035 times
Been thanked: 1706 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by mysty »

New season new jokes

How can you spot a dead snowman.
If its not moving. :lol:
mysty1 the new up to date user friendly version for an enhanced user experience

Post Reply