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bluehighway wrote:
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bluedigger you need some new joke material :lol: thats twice you posted the same joke :lol:
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feck :?
I don't need new material, I need a holiday

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I'll try and make amends...
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I saw a scarecrow in a field this morning trying to retrieve his arm that had fallen off. He was clutching at straws.

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Wise Italian Grandfather

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up' "?

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Two dogs meet in a bar.
Dog1: "I heard a great joke today"
Dog2: "Let's hear it then"
Dog1: "Knock kno..."
Dog2 goes feking mental.

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I was watching the royal wedding when I heard Sally coming down the hall. As quick as a flash I flicked to a porn channel and whipped out my soldier. Easier to explain. :shock:

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Ally wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 4:56 pm
I was watching the royal wedding when I heard Sally coming down the hall. As quick as a flash I flicked to a porn channel and whipped out my soldier. Easier to explain. :shock:
Well I suppose sally must be used to that now :lol:
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If she were a snow woman she'd give him the cold shoulder.

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What type of building does my avtar live in ?

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