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niemeyjt wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 6:26 am
Marriage is like a pack of cards. It starts with two hearts and a diamond. It ends in wanting a club and a spade.
Wrong on many accounts. :shock:
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Bald Eagle wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 6:26 pm
Wrong on many accounts. :shock:
Maybe that is why I posted it on the Jokes thread rather than the Marriage Guidance thread.

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Bald Eagle wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 6:26 pm
niemeyjt wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 6:26 am
Marriage is like a pack of cards. It starts with two hearts and a diamond. It ends in wanting a club and a spade.
Wrong on many accounts. :shock:
Joint bank accounts
Credit card accounts
Her family are a shower accounts

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Channel 4 are looking for people to take part in a documentary about people who made the most of the summer holiday by camping in their back gardens.

It's being directed by Tentin Quarantino.

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A young man is walking through Harley Street when he sees an advert in the window of a clinic which reads 'Gynaecological Assistant required' So he goes in and asks what the job entails.
The receptionist says: You have to help the young female patients to undress, shave their private parts and then apply moisturising cream prior to the examination by the doctor. The salary is £40,000 and you have to go to Aberdeen'
He says : Is that where the job is?
No, she replied, it's the end of the queue! :lol:
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Stompie wrote:
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Risky :lol:
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mysty wrote:
Tue May 11, 2021 11:46 am
Stompie wrote:
Tue May 11, 2021 8:09 am
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Risky :lol:
With my bad back :shock: :shock:

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Spectrum wrote:
Tue May 11, 2021 12:38 pm
mysty wrote:
Tue May 11, 2021 11:46 am
Stompie wrote:
Tue May 11, 2021 8:09 am
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Risky :lol:
With my bad back :shock: :shock:
Do you have to moan about everything :lol:
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