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Re: Jokes.

Post by mysty » Sun Mar 17, 2019 2:41 pm

What do you call an Irishman with loads of money.
DUP. :lol:

Just wrote that one myself.
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Post by mysty » Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:05 pm

So she says, soon you are going to have a better car than me.
I told her I already have my 500 alfa goes :lol:
( that was a real conversation)
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Re: Jokes.

Post by After the Storm » Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:16 pm

mysty wrote:
Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:05 pm
So she says, soon you are going to have a better car than me.
I told her I already have my 500 alfa goes :lol:
( that was a real conversation)
At least I didn't put ethanol in an alfa.
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Re: Jokes.

Post by Ally » Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:24 pm

Telt!
Never in the history o' calming doon has a Scottish person being telt tae calm doon, ever calmed doon.

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Re: Jokes.

Post by curtis » Sun Mar 17, 2019 7:45 pm

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Re: Jokes.

Post by Lemorvan » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:49 pm

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Re: Jokes.

Post by mysty » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:30 pm

Bannon says TM is not very bright. :lol:
Either are the guys who listen to you Bannon 8-)
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Re: Jokes.

Post by Lemorvan » Mon Mar 18, 2019 6:07 pm

I've just been informed that a distant relative has left me a priceless watch in her will

I hope it's not a wind up
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Re: Jokes.

Post by FrenchForumSurvivor » Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:42 pm

The motto of the French navy: To the water, it's the hour.

Think about it.
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Re: Jokes.

Post by Lemorvan » Sat Mar 23, 2019 1:03 am

Yes I like that FFS.

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