Visit England and lie about where you came from - 10 years' prison

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Not really, because England's controls aren't up to it. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... quarantine
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I think I'll claim an exemption as an elite tiddlywinks player.

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10 years is a bit much you can kill someone and only get 10 years :(
Poultry workers are exempt as are many others.
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What about workers on poultry wages?
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AIIy wrote:
Tue Feb 09, 2021 7:47 pm
What about workers on poultry wages?
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I'm too good for this audience. Get AtS to explain it.
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FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Tue Feb 09, 2021 6:18 pm
Not really, because England's controls aren't up to it. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... quarantine
As usual Marina is spot on..I particularly enjoyed this:
At this point in February 2021, it’s like we’ve fallen through some tear in the space-time continuum, and are now experiencing February 2020 as we should have done. And not as we did.
I have a feeling the cunning Downing Street plan doesn't involve two pencils and a pair of underpants, it's not as clever as that.. :?

There was no way there was enough hotel capacity at the likes of LHR or even across the whole of the south east of the UK to quarantine all the arrivals this time last year. A 100% quarantine at that point in time would have cost as much as Dido's track and trace or a dodgy PPE contract.

I reckon the plan now is to use selective red/purple/maroon lists or whatever to slowly squeeze the numbers coming into the UK daily to the level at which it can done ...and then and only then will it be so, no doubt accompanied by a great fanfare of "there, we've done what you wanted", accompanied by cries of "well done Boris"...

And those members of the public with the memory of a goldfish, aided by most of the MSM, will happily forget 2020.. :roll:

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