British to be electronically tracked in France after Brexit

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We would not be very happy with that would we boys and girls?
The UK plans to track immigrants that enter the UK after Brexit.
A bit over the top if you ask me, not that many ask me anything anyway :lol:

Lets hope the EU do not copy the UK and tag us
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Tracking immigrants that arrive in the UK?
Here are some arriving on their luxury transport.
The UK government can't find it's own arse with both hands at the moment let alone follow immigrants.


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I know you didn't make that up Mysty, so where did it come from? I don't mean which media source. I mean which mental case in the higher echelons of government thinks anyone intent on bucking the system will play along with their game. God love us. Five more sleeps and Boris Fekin Johnson will be the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
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Its easy, cheap and costs nothing to administer, its the first fruit born of the UK's great new future with its new trading partners.

Their new best friends the Chinese have given them a great deal on a bulk purchase of Huawei P30 mobile phones, every new immigrant arriving will be given one as a welcome present, at a stroke there will be no more people smugglers because they dont give any free gifts, the other new best friend the Russians will do the GPS tracking of the phones movements.

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Ally wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 12:06 am
I know you didn't make that up Mysty, so where did it come from? I don't mean which media source. I mean which mental case in the higher echelons of government thinks anyone intent on bucking the system will play along with their game. God love us. Five more sleeps and Boris Fekin Johnson will be the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

https://news.sky.com/story/new-migrants ... l-11765796
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Yeah, yeah & two old geezers that are the Border Force will have K9 robo-dogs that can fly :D

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But they must be tagged. How else can they be identified when the day comes to concentrate them all in one locale? There's already several Butlins ripe for comandeering.

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jsks wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:01 am
But they must be tagged. How else can they be identified when the day comes to concentrate them all in one locale? There's already several Butlins ripe for comandeering.
I think you'll find that having to stay at a Butlin's would seriously contravene their human rights

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No point tagging Brits in France.

If you tagged someone living in the Dordogne their movements would consist mainly of getting up, turning on UK telly and then sitting down on the sofa all day.

Although on Friday they may go to the front door to receive their UK food delivery.

Then back to the telly.

It's like being in prison :D

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alittlebitmorefrench wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:13 am
No point tagging Brits in France.

If you tagged someone living in the Dordogne their movements would consist mainly of getting up, turning on UK telly and then sitting down on the sofa all day.

Although on Friday they may go to the front door to receive their UK food delivery.

Then back to the telly.

It's like being in prison :D
You missed the trip to Aldi

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