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Sent to Prison for doing a pee pee

Post by mysty » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:10 pm

On the news this evening a young French male came out of a club in Malta, pulled out his bits and peed in the street. 38 days in Jail :lol:
We were at a lake last week, three frenchies came off their fishing boat and peed right opposite someone's house.
ATS said why not walk up to the forest, (one minute away) they did not answer her.
I just kept my head down :lol:
They need to re educate the French on pee pee etiquette.
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Re: Sent to Prison for doing a pee pee

Post by Ally » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:20 pm

I remember years ago a guy getting 3 months for doing the toilet when the train was stationary in Preston station.
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Re: Sent to Prison for doing a pee pee

Post by Aardvark » Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:46 am

Some years ago I had to meet an electrician to let him in to a gite owned by a friend. The RDV was for just after the black hole (2pm). He drove up the drive and stopped by the front door, got out and immediately had a pee in the flower border. Then he turns to me and offers his hand for the official French greeting handshake. I must have appeared rude to turn away. :roll:
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Re: Sent to Prison for doing a pee pee

Post by Monsieur3seas » Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:34 pm

I remember my father in law stopping on the edge of town after having had a good lunch in the local restaurant and peeing against a hedge.....he hadn't notice the lady gardener weeding just the other side of the hedge - she was not amused....

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Re: Sent to Prison for doing a pee pee

Post by alittlebitmorefrench » Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:03 pm

Why are people just talking about men ??? Bit sexist....yes :evil:

I have seen quite a few women in France (one in a ski resort......!!!) who just pull their pants down and pee backwards. :?

That is a biology lesson when you don't want one.

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Post by After the Storm » Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:04 pm

Try reading the OP then you might understand what the thread is about, clue for you, the one arrested was not a woman.
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Re: Sent to Prison for doing a pee pee

Post by alittlebitmorefrench » Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:15 pm

Would they have been arrested if they were a women ?

That is the question ;)

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Re: Sent to Prison for doing a pee pee

Post by vic evans » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:53 pm

alittlebitmorefrench wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:03 pm
Why are people just talking about men ??? Bit sexist....yes :evil:

I have seen quite a few women in France (one in a ski resort......!!!) who just pull their pants down and pee backwards. :?

That is a biology lesson when you don't want one.

STOP PICKING ON MEN !

Well here's a biology lesson for you !
Men go Pee-Pees. Women go Wee-Wees. :roll:

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Re: Sent to Prison for doing a pee pee

Post by curtis » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:12 pm

alittlebitmorefrench wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:03 pm

I have seen quite a few women in France (one in a ski resort......!!!) who just pull their pants down and pee backwards. :?
Doesn't have to be like that.

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Re: Sent to Prison for doing a pee pee

Post by Ally » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:19 pm

alittlebitmorefrench wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:03 pm
Why are people just talking about men ??? Bit sexist....yes :evil:

I have seen quite a few women in France (one in a ski resort......!!!) who just pull their pants down and pee backwards. :?

That is a biology lesson when you don't want one.
It's also a lesson in survival. Don't eat the yellow snow.
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