Limericks, anyone?

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Re: Limericks, anyone?

Post by jsks » Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:29 am

There was a fine mod named James
Who gets called all sorts of names
He's dashing and witty
And awfully pretty
And fairness is one of his aims.

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Re: Limericks, anyone?

Post by jsks » Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:59 am

A handsome young fellow called Mysty
Drank loads of wine and got pissed he
Hit his thumb with a hammer
And with terrible grammar
Cried 'Now I can't make a fisty'

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Re: Limericks, anyone?

Post by mysty » Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:39 am

A handsome young fellow called Mysty
cannot possibly get pisty
he really cant drink
he dribbles in the sink
( stuck on the last line and need to get up) :lol:
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Re: Limericks, anyone?

Post by After the Storm » Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:46 am

mysty wrote:
Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:39 am
A handsome young fellow called Mysty
cannot possibly get pisty
he really cant drink
he dribbles in the sink
( stuck on the last line and need to get up) :lol:
A handsome young fellow called Mysty
cannot possibly get pisty
he really cant drink
he dribbles in the sink
And so he is never going to touch that malt whisky

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Re: Limericks, anyone?

Post by Ally » Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:53 am

There was a young fellow called Spotty
Who once did a thing that was naughty
He said he'd swam, biked and ran
To be a French Iron Man
But he was talking out of his botty.
Never in the history o' calming doon has a Scottish person being telt tae calm doon, ever calmed doon.

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Re: Limericks, anyone?

Post by DominicBest » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:16 am

In defence of that young man called Spotty
Who said he was running? Not he
He was there to give cheers
And to share a few beer beers
There’s noo need for us to get haughty

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Re: Limericks, anyone?

Post by jsks » Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:51 am

A hopeful young Ozzie called Max
Joined the forum to check out some facts
On heating and plumbing
To decide if he's coming
But was shocked by the self-employed tax
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Re: Limericks, anyone?

Post by mysty » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:28 pm

Albmf can give advice
His wife is probably nice
He often is wrong
And his feet probably pong
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Re: Limericks, anyone?

Post by FrenchForumSurvivor » Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:00 pm

You haven't got the hang of this, Brian
Though it isn't for lack of you tryin'
I suggest asking your wife
Who will say, "Get a life
I've got better things to do with my lie in"
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Re: Limericks, anyone?

Post by jsks » Wed Jun 12, 2019 2:51 pm

ATS reminds us again
That Brexit is just such a pain
Johnson and Farage
Should be locked on a garage
And never be heard from again.

ATS is a Scot just like Ally
A 2-person IndyRef rally
To leave the UK
Would just make their day
But the vote to go didn't tally.
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