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by mysty
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:41 am
Forum: The Café
Topic: It's official children make you happier
Replies: 2
Views: 57

It's official children make you happier

After they have moved out :lol: I'm sure that's not always the case. As you get older does the poopy pants and tantrum bit fade away and just leave you with happy memories. We are talking children and not your partner's. 8-) https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/children-happiness-study-parents...
by mysty
Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:02 am
Forum: The Café
Topic: Getting arrested for putting the wrong rubbish out
Replies: 6
Views: 147

Getting arrested for putting the wrong rubbish out

There is more to the Sun other than I slept with my best mates wife, now she is preggers and I am happily married. Who reads that nonsence.😁 Anyway A woman had a warrant issued for her arrest for puting out the wrong rubbish and not bothering to turn up at court. I bet that would not happen in Franc...
by mysty
Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:50 pm
Forum: Owning a vehicle and driving in France
Topic: Mercedes spying on people who buy their cars. If your up to something buy a Dacia
Replies: 6
Views: 103

Mercedes spying on people who buy their cars. If your up to something buy a Dacia

Mercedes have secret trackers fitted to their cars. They can tell exactly where you are, that's not very nice.
If you have alzeamers I guess they could help find you. :)
Wonder who else spies on you.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/motors/9756250 ... g-devices/
by mysty
Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:40 pm
Forum: The Garden Centre.
Topic: I'm in shock.
Replies: 27
Views: 284

Re: I'm in shock.

Fruit bats Nice try, but they're tropical aren't they? :D And they eat sur place. Can't somehow see a bat carefully detaching each fruit and carting it away :lol: I saw bats tonight it was dark no way I could have told you if they were Tropical, European or even British. 😃 We get swallows from Afri...
by mysty
Mon Aug 19, 2019 10:25 pm
Forum: The Café
Topic: anti sex!
Replies: 10
Views: 179

Re: anti sex!

Ally wrote:
Mon Aug 19, 2019 10:11 pm
You've just told the world you tied up ATS.
I think members would be more interested in sex than your constipation issues :lol:
by mysty
Mon Aug 19, 2019 10:06 pm
Forum: The Café
Topic: anti sex!
Replies: 10
Views: 179

Re: anti sex!

Too much information ☺
by mysty
Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:57 pm
Forum: The Garden Centre.
Topic: I'm in shock.
Replies: 27
Views: 284

Re: I'm in shock.

Fruit bats
by mysty
Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:01 pm
Forum: The Café
Topic: anti sex!
Replies: 10
Views: 179

Re: anti sex!

Doug wrote:
Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:57 pm
mysty wrote:
Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:47 pm
I know I am boring but prefer a bed.
Ah but you havn't tried standing on your head on top of the wardrobe have you :lol:
Not during a sexual encounter. Did tie her up once but not on top of a cupboard. :lol:
by mysty
Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:53 pm
Forum: The Café
Topic: What are you cooking today?
Replies: 1380
Views: 37366

Re: What are you cooking today?

Fried chicken with pasta.
Raspberry dounoughts for desert.
by mysty
Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:50 pm
Forum: The Café
Topic: What made you laugh today?
Replies: 517
Views: 18606

Re: What made you laugh today?

Reading that Boris is using the same election guru that Cameron and May used.
He has bown it then 😀